There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy.

History, as taught by schools, has white washed the drunkenness out of the past. It has minimized the influence of drugs on history’s great thinkers, and covered up the impact of prostitution and insults on human development.

I didn’t want to see George Hamilton playing me, I wanted the real thing.

The only way you can make a deal is if you’re ready to blow it.

I learned at a very early age, the easiest thing in the world is to tell the truth, and then you don’t have to remember what you said. It has nothing to do with morality, just remembering what you said.

It’s not an easy task building a motorcycle company. Your window for success is relatively small. You can’t afford a lot of hiccups if you don’t have another business supporting you.

The impossible becomes possible when your back is against the wall.

Any man who thinks he knows the mind of a woman is a man who knows nothing.

I believe rules are meant to be broken.

Turning a negative into a positive is an expressway to success.