That's because we were together for two years and she led me on a treacherous journey through bitchy, across frigid, and into the land of cheating psycho. I barely escaped with my life. It required a week of solid moping just so my balls could grow back.

Methinks thou dost protest too much.”“And me thinks that guys who spout Shakespeare should be smacked in the face with a two by four,” Jeremy shot back.--Rafe & Jeremy