Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

My programs don’t have bugs... they have random features.

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

Diplomacy is the art of saying “Nice doggie” while looking for a bigger stick.

If you think things can’t get any worse, you have no imagination.

I haven’t lost my mind... it’s backed up on disk somewhere.

If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

We saw rows of people in a really bad way with suppurating wounds.

We saw rows of people in a really bad way with suppurating wounds. They need urgent treatment.

There are 1,000 to 2,000 significantly wounded that need surgical treatment. Nobody knows how many are up on the slopes.