I rub my tender chest. Mandy did my back hair, too, and I don’t know which side of me hurts worse. There is man-pain like a hammer striking your finger and then there is Epilady pain.

What kind of man eats your fish when you won’t sleep with him?

That’s why I was able to manifest these. I used the pain to make myself stronger than my destiny.

Impossible means nothing to me. It’s an illusion designed to weed out the weak from the strong.

Time to man up.

A perfect, enduring friendship between a couple of freaks

Crud. What was she supposed to do? Protect herself or the pretzels?

Just so you know, I.."He stopped.Her heart began to race at the softness of his expression. True love declaration? That would go so far to easing the pain of his treachery "You what?"He gritted his jaw and shook his head. "Nothing" He stepped away, grabbed her shoes, and handed them to her.Fantastic. She'd wanted an I'll Love You Forever, My Darling moment, and she'd gotten footwear. Sigh.

Me, Tarzan. You, Jane. I kill bad guy. Beat chest. Tarzan howl.

I need a hug from you to make me feel better about the fact I need a hug from you.