Being able to make people laugh is great, but it takes on a different meaning if they are laughing at you, not with you.

Your mother didn’t raise you to be a child forever.

Love and danger go hand in hand.

A love life without worries is no love life at all.

One of the truest signs of strength is accepting one’s own weaknesses.

A bad hair day is not a valid excuse for calling in sick.

Your mother didn't raise you to be a child forever.

It won’t kill you to wear that same pair of socks one more day.

You can’t stop the rain by worrying about it.

Justice never sleeps.