The Zen master told me "Enlightenment requires a still awareness." So I learned how to brew moonshine.

Conduct Covert UAV Operations Naked

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

Secret 3963. It’s only a sucking chest wound if you’re not the shooter.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Every Friday is black where I work.

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?