Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Retiring and sailing around the world on my boat. We are living the dream.

So, Dale. I don't know how much you know about therapy, but it usually starts by you telling me a little something about yourself.

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to go straight.

At a nerd wedding, they don't say, "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and condition.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

I make up a new dance move. It's called the “move on with your life".

I'm a Cancer; I'm music-passionate. I like long walks on the beach.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat.