Don’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today

The only difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

A holding company is the people you give your money to while you are being searched.

Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

During Prohibition, it was said tailors would ask customers what size pockets they wanted, pint or quart.

Too many people spend money they earned to buy things they don't want to impress people that they don't like.

Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Half of our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.