This is a high-level group, which is probably why I know so few of you.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who does not conform to the prevailing standards of non-conformity.

In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which gets the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.

In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Not only do the children enjoy these games which involve buying and selling with play money, but they learn an essential ingredient of motivation in our society: greed.

Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn't be seen dead at.

America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy -- and won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

The modern child, when asked what he learned today, replies, "Nothing, but I gained some meaningful insights.

Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as good as they used to be.