Condom,” she said. He grabbed a gold square off his nightstand, tore it open, and milked the rubber down his shaft. These were awkward seconds for a man, no matter how attractive the woman under him appeared—legs open, breasts resting on the rib cage—because a man has to stay hard while the woman watches in some negative quiet where irrevocable judgments are formed.

Always use condom sense!

Condomizing makes it way less difficult for you not to worry about the sex life or lives of the person or people who are also sleeping with your partner.

Since condom is available in plenty, don't use and throw a woman

A true love will never prefer a condom

Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.


Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.

AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.