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Quotes about funny-and-random

In a world that often feels too serious, the "funny-and-random" tag offers a delightful escape into the realm of the unexpected and the absurd. This category celebrates the whimsical side of life, where humor and spontaneity collide to create moments of pure joy and laughter. Whether it's a clever play on words, an unexpected twist, or a quirky observation, these quotes capture the essence of what it means to find amusement in the everyday. People are drawn to funny-and-random quotes because they provide a refreshing break from routine, sparking joy and lightheartedness in an instant. They remind us that life doesn't always have to be taken so seriously and that sometimes, the best moments are those that catch us off guard. In a single line, these quotes can lift spirits, provoke a chuckle, and inspire a sense of wonder about the world around us. Embracing the funny and random is about celebrating the unpredictable nature of life and finding humor in the most unexpected places.

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I must be very complex, judging by the number of days determined to define me.
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You're (I'm) not weird, you're (I'm) just not preticularily normal.
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EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.
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Knocking the shrieking goblins aside like skittles
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If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous
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Jace?" She offered him the glass. "I am a man," he told her. "And men do not consume pink beverages. Get the gone, woman and bring me something brown.""Brown?" Isabelle made a face. "Brown is a manly colour," said Jace and yanked on a stray lock of Isabelle's hair with his free hand. "In fact, look-Alec is wearing it."Alec looked mournfully down at his sweater. "It was black," he said. "But then it faded.""You could dress it up with a sequined headband," Magnus suggested.
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Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.
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Claire was going to hate me. Our son was sucked into the pits of hell while I was watching General Hospital. God damn you Brenda and Sonny for making me lose focus.
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Miguel: Merle? What kind of hick name is that? I wouldn't name my dog Merle.
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