Fuck music blogs, fuck message boards, fuck being a little too high a little too late.

The honeymoon phase couldn’t last forever.

It was a boring book because it said nothing new and did so in a way that was needlessly academic and gimmicky. He would have been better off writing a book called Infinite Rest that was just the letter ‘z’ ad nauseam for eleven hundred pages.

Doing reality TV would have made me more famous than rich, and that would have been awful.

There’s not much of a point to going out, but you can’t always stay in.

There’s a little Emma Bovary in all of us.

Every second spent staring at the screen was a second spent rejecting life.

Everyone looks funny wearing a helmet. Helmets are funny.

Is it weird to try to manufacture your own life-passing-before-your-eyes thing?

Message board culture is largely stupid.