If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents any more.

We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home

Only you can change yourself, no one else can.

If life is unfair with everyone, doesn’t that make life fair

Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off…